Lagu pasal anak ayam. Tapi apsal lah pegi stat dengan kuda?
Eysh, aku nak citer pasal experience naik kuda lah sebenarnya.
Bila aku kira-kira agaknya baru dua-tiga kali aje pernah rasa naik kuda. Tu pun jalan-jalan orang pegang masa kecik2 lah.
Tapi, kalau bab nak naik pegang sendiri tali tu asenyer takde owner kuda yang pernah bagi. Jadi, ni nak citer pengalaman naik kuda buat pertama kali lah ye. Aku dapat naik pegang dan handle sendiri kuda nak jalan cepat or slow. Hehe, 100 rupee untuk 200meter up and down jauhnya. Bolehlah kan? Bayar 6hengget untuk naik sendiri memang puas hati lah. Kalau dia ada orang pegang tali, pastu jalan slowmo aje memang ah tak syok brader!Cara-cara menunggang kuda untuk first-timers!
Tegakkan badan, kepala-badan,punggung kena selari,beratkan badan ke arah belakang supaya tak jatuh. Loosekan tali tu kalau nak speed up, Tight for slow walk. Kalau nak ke kanan, bawak tali ke kanan and vice versa. The End!
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| Feel free and ride with the wind! |
Hihi, bercakap pasal lagu Anak Ayam ni. Teringatlah jugak kenangan masa Sumbangsih kat STF. Puiiiihhh, malu ader, nak tergelak kah kah kah bila teringat lagu ni! Mane taknyer, bayangkan aku yang cool ini pergi lip-sync miming lagu Anak Ayam sorang-sorang kat pentas. Isk3... kesian kat aku mase form1 kena buat sorang-sorang sebab nak cukupkan kuota penyertaan daripada form aku. Kira wakil form untuk certain katergori lah, tapi dah tak ingat kategtori hape. Naseb baek skolah pompuan semua, so tak berape nak seganlah sangat.
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| Bila aku dah gila mike! |
Bila dah sedar, cakap kat dalam hati, "Alahhh....lantaklah. Janji aku sumbang sumting..." Tamat je lagu, pergi belakang pentas, dah tau nak sorok muka kat mana. Walaupun malu tak terkata, bila aku dengar audience cheer aku dengan hepi, it's worth the time and energy. Sekurang-kurangnya, aku ada spirit of participation!
Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam, jom tengok lirik lagu ni sambil mengimbau kembali kenangan lalu...........
Too Phat
Anak Ayam lyrics
Verse 1 (Malique)
Now imma kick a lil' som'n som'n funky for the fellas
And all them phat ladies who been actin overzealous
That tell us that Whattadilly? was really the best one
And they could hardly wait to check out the next
So I bless 'em wit phat verse fatter than tractors
A kiddy kinda voice a contributary factor
On how i let my phat words affect the fat gurl
They start moonwalkin' backwards until they back hurts
Now check this is hella fancy you in a frenzy
And you and your frens be, jumpin' like chimpanzees
I know our fans be waitin' us back so bad
So Imma kickin' a track and let you lay back and check
This easy playa, song you bump to on your cd player
Tiggedy tellin' all the sleazy,cheesy haters see ya later
Gimme the piece of paper with the funky ball point pen
Some people they ready to battle but to busy to make an
Appointment
Oink oink man just take a look at that biggy that wanna be
Tupac
He hittin' me upthe rooftop cause my group is too hot
Your crew not, some fool said that my music is abusive
Just like a two fists of Len Lewis when he too
Pissed
You boo'd this but you think that my coo' ish amuses
Your two sisters dig my voice drip woo juices
0,1,2-0,1,2 is how we do
We make the crowd they rowdy rowdy hooooo
CHORUS
Woo-oo-oh Malique and Joe are gettin'
Out of the radioo-oo-oh
Blastin' thru your fat momma's stereoo-oo-oh
Don't wake up your neigbourso you gotta keep it
Low-oo-oh,woo-oo-oh,woo-oo-oh
To all the playez in the club (freak freak to the beat)
All the honeys show me love (freak freak to the beat)
Everybody throw it up (freak freak to the beat)
(freak freak to the beat)
Verse 2(Joe Flizzow)
Biggedy back up in the b'nez again ya dream womans
Dream man
The type that ain't gotta open doors and hold hands
To show love but i get down for sure love, ya know love
Neva hold off
On gracius boos,that unheard off
WORD ain't it never or ever occured
I be pullin' stunts they kinda crazy and absurd
Joe Flizzow, Malique clockin' boos in scoo's and herds
When I'm grabbin' microphones they grabbin' my shirt
We contemplating, sometimes we complicatin'
Amazin' phrasing got ya gazin tryina be chasin' the
Dragon
They call me Joe the dragon and I don't mean to brag on
But JZow got his hands on experience to make ya hunny
Go delirious
I'm serously silly so Whatthadilly? You got the beef with me
Really?
You gotta be jokin' don't try to provokin'
Joe and Malique we hot and we smoking
CHORUS
Verse 3(Malique)
Yeah yeah we ain't thru until we take you fools on a
Journey back to old skool
When it was all about love and brotherhood and
Everything was crazy cool
Check, we usta wear white Nike Air Force sneaks with the fly
Grey Nike Air sweaters
And at the little playground next to the school is where
Everybody got together
Check it out, we usta drink and chill out in the park, and
Freestylin' from top of the dome
Then everybody would party at Moomoo's crib because the
Mommy and daddy ain't at home
Check, see i been chillin', Joe be chillin'
Whole phat Family be chillin'
And still got it,love for thees
Suckers that's down with me!
CHORUS
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/too_phat/anak_ayam.html ]
Habeh dah? Berbelit-belit lidah nak rap...pehhh. Kena belajar rap dari G.Dragon or TOP. Mane tau boleh rap nota medik lak lepas nih....Teheee!!!
p/s: Owh, nak citer siket pasai tarian kuda Gangnam style KPOp tu yer. Google sendiri yerk. Tapi yang gua tau pasal lagu ni nak menyindirlah golongan kayarayahartadunia kat Gangnam tu. Dasat sungguih larr citer tu. Ada orang forward kat FB.
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