hahah... hal ini beikutan kerana saya rasa teramat geram dengan mamat-mamat yang tak reti bahasa..
yang tak ada akal..yang tak ada belas kasihan... tak ada sifat simpati ke hape..wut so ever lah kan..
tapi yang penting, I want to tell you lah.. Di pendekkan lah cerita...
Ringggg...ring....
sape lah ni....*angkat tepon*
Hawa : ......
Tempeh : .....
HAwa : hello..?
Tempeh: ello..
HAwa : yeahh..who is this?
Tempeh : &&*><
Hawa : hah..Bollo..tum kia chahiye he?
Tempeh : allo, u MAlaysia?
HAwa : sudah budak nih nak maen-maen ngn aku..ok..memandangkan aku belum sampai kaunter nk ambil buah-buahan dan sayur-sayuran..aku layan je..aku nk psycho dia jap...Tengok boleh ke tak..mamat nih kena kelentong...i`m in !!!
HAwa : ha, so???
Tempeh : U Malaysia? i`m calling from M.G rOad..
Hawa : so?
Tempeh : Where r you?
Hawa : In my friends house..hhahaha..aku kelentong..
Then, ada pulak blender tempat buat jus kat SPAR tue, time tu jugak lah dia nk buat kerja..
HAwa : What???? Can`t hear you..Call back..( alasan sungguh!!!)
Tempeh: ***&^%$*)%^$#@&*...(tak dengar ape dia ckp...blender tue kuat le pulak..
Hawa : Why were u calling me? What do you want? Who are You? Are u Muslim?
Tempeh : My name Shiraz..i`m Hindu..
Hawa : (okayh, kasik tazkirah sket sama budak ini...nk kelentong, tp, nama muslim...ceyt!!)
:Then, tum hara bhagwan pagal hogaya? tum pagal hogaya? *aku geram*
: Tum Muslim!! me jhanti hua...( u r muslim, i know..)
What? are u saying u Hindu..Nauzubillah, u are murtad already!!!
Tempeh : oowh..sory2...i`m muslim....*tau ko takut*
Hawa : Then, what is the prove ? say the syahadah then..
Tempeh : LailahaillahAllah, Muhammad Rasul Allah..
Alhamdulillah, peluang baik..!!! Bukan ape,dah kena tipu banyak kali sebenarnya..Ngaku muslim asal nampak aje budak Malaysia. Ngaku muslim konon-konon nk mintak duet lebih, konon-konon budak-budak malaysia akan tolong diorang, konon-kononnya budak-budak Malaysia baik-baik, generous belaka,...hahah, tapi AWAS !! kami tidak mahu laburkan duet pada si Penyagak, atau penipu..LESSON LEARNT!!)
HAwa: ok, U R MUslim..so, i assumed that u already know the limit of communication between a girl and a
boy..especially to stranggers..!!! And the sins for making people is distress???
Tempeh :but..but...
Arghh...peduli ape..aku potong aje cakap dia..,kan dah terguna AKU,
darah JAwa..begitu lah..AKU kan aje kalau Geram..
Hawa : Then, what R U DOING??? Do U like some crazy PERVERT Indian man disturbing your sister,
your mom,etc..What u do is Wrong..I dont Like it..!! I HATE it..!! Why on earth you want to disturb
people huh??? U know as a muslim we cannot harm other people, especially among muslims..
NAUZUBILLAH...!!! And plus, There is a lot of Indian man calling me for this week..!!!
Indians are BAD!! ( pak cik kurus kering amek sayur cepat-cepat, takot kot dengar suara aku dah
tinggi semacam...sorylah pak cik, i tak marah U, i marah kat mamat tak reti bahasa nih..)
Tempeh : WHo?? WHo?? tell me..let me blast those man..i`m sory, i thought u like Hindu , so, i say Hindu.
I`m Muslim..
What the buck ? berlagak hero kunun..I like Hindu? ( bukan racist ye..tapi..kok ye pun..)
HAwa : I`m sorry, i wish to end this conversation now..I assume u haven`t pray for Asr rite?? U are delaying me from my duties.. So, i`m sorry, i don`t know you, but i know i have Doa..I Pray to Allah, If this man keep disturbing girls, may Allah`s wrath fell upon him.
Tempeh : Wait..wait....aaaaaaaaa....
Hawa : Assalamualaikum...
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The END....
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He keep on calling..tapi , aku buat dekkkkk jerk... dahhh...bnyak lagi barang nak kena beli..Seb baek jumpa kak Sah yang bermuka bersih dan suci...tenang sikit jiwa..Mengucap panjang dah aku..Dah3!!! balik!!! n mam daging kambing yukk!!!
Then, bile balik rumah,mulalah belek-belek tepon baru Samsung Galaxy 3..Sekali, bila tengok kat directory phone.. Owh!! ada reject list rupanya.. *evil mode* Bagus..tak sia-sia aku beli phone baru...(#_#)
Kawan-kawan panggil samsung nih, SAMSENG.Maka, .aku pun dah jadi ahli kelab SAMSENG..hehe..
+9784******** >>>>>> Add to reject list..
Al-kisah, dia try call banyak kali, dan setiap kali itulah, his call was REJECTED!!! hahah..LEGA.....
Takyah lah nak asyik angkat tepon semata-mata nak habiskan kredit dia..kalau kat Malaysia tak kisah lah, Top up mahal..so, at the end mamat sakai tu give up lah kan? Tapi, kat India, apa lah setakat 30min bercakap baru jalan 20rupee.Tak sampai berapa sen pun ha. Tu yang depa dok rajen gila takda kerja kaco anak orang.Haih..(-_____-)"
Moralnya, belilah phone yang boleh block call orang-orang yang tak sepatutnya kalau anda sudah masuk dalam golongan orang POPULAR.. (saya bukan perasan, ok? Tapi, hakikatnya itu yang saya perasan sejak akhir2 ini.)Tak tahulah dari mana mamat-mamat nih tahu numbor aku...budak-budak nih main pass up number agaknya.Lantak lah korang. Korang col, aku REJECt..hahah....BUbbbaih!!!
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